talk dirty to me
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats