caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

image

kvrmvkvze:

which one is the real one?

kvrmvkvze:

which one is the real one?

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

bequickdear:

MGMT at Coachella 2014, Weekend One (by Pitchfork)

bequickdear:

MGMT at Coachella 2014, Weekend One (by Pitchfork)

tylerperryshauntedgraffiti:

seinfeld theme > the beatles

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

wormm_guy: i cant believe all these worms

hotbabe54: hey

hotbabe54: wanna chat or send pics

wormm_guy: hold on

wormm_guy: Im checking out some worms

wormm_guy: Theyre insane

me n my turtle boyfriend

  • me: wow ur so hard
  • him: that me shell