whodie:

*drops phone*
Me: shit u good bruh
Phone: yeah fam I’m aight


  • donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
  • shrek: get out me swamp!
  • donkey: aww :/

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

image

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

What does hmu mean?
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waluiqi:

heavy meme usage

wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.